If I ever need rescuing from the vicious and violent
currents of the sixteenth floor then I’ll lean out the window and holler at the
coast guard. I don’t know if they’d understand but I think S.O.S is universal.
Failing that, I’ll scream like a ninny. That’s sure to work.
One thing I've noticed is that all the taps are the lever kind that wave from hot to cold. Convenient and utterly ubiquitous.
Don't deny you want one Sean. You can phone people and let them in.
Sink is massive. I have the hose extended simply to show you. It's handy for using. The ing with the water is, it's turned on by violently kicking the pedal at ankle level. I don't know why, presumably to reserve water.
So yeah, kitchen. Hob, cupboards, fridge (Goddamnit I know better than to show you the contents!!)
The basics really.
This however, is a little more interesting. From left to right: Food dehydrater, water purifier, bins. Apparantly all a necessity.
The necessity. Please not how it is tucked next to the bathcupboardroom. The machine is actually a half step down in the entrance area along with most of the cupboards.
Aa promised, the walk in wardrobe. Chair is for effect. I can shut it in therewhen I close the door - other side of bathroom. Pretty good right?
And finally, for Sean the techies among you. Witness
The entrance:- slide up
- punch code
- slide down
- wait for bells and whistles.
Thus for the curious. The interior of the apartment.
Where do I hang laundry? I string the washing line from the back of the door to the window- better than any dehumidifier. XD
I guess rotating the photos would have been too much to ask.
ReplyDeleteIt looks well flash it does.
Snark does not become you.
DeleteI write these in a cafe remember. I don't have much time really.